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Help Fund Their Journey to Freedomâ„¢

Because moving vans cost money, and complaining is free

Make Their American Dream Come True!

Know someone who constantly threatens to move to the United States? Someone who thinks everything would be better south of the border? Well, now's your chance to help them put their money where their mouth is!

Choose a sponsorship tier below and help fund their relocation costs. From gas money to moving trucks, we've got packages for every budget. Let's help these brave souls find the greener pastures they keep talking about!

The "Marlaina"

$5,000

Premier Package

  • Full U-Haul truck rental
  • Gas money for the journey
  • Trump 2024 yard signs
  • MAGA hat starter pack
  • One-way ticket (no returns)
  • Citizenship test study guide

The "Freedom Fighter"

$1,000

Starter Package

  • Cargo van rental
  • Tank of gas
  • American flag
  • McDonald's gift card
  • Map to nearest Walmart

The "Thoughts & Prayers"

$100

Budget Option

  • Bus ticket to Montana
  • Suitcase
  • Pocket constitution
  • Moral support